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Funny Pregnancy Announcement Making A Human & Sh-t Gift Candle Color:Amber Made for the mornings afterShe is growing a whole person while answering emails and being asked if she's tired. Yes. She is making a human. And sh t. This funny pregnancy gift for her honors the workload. Nine months of manufacturing, zero days off, one perfect excuse for everything. Who this is for: The pregnant best friend doing the most, literally The baby shower gift for the mom who runs on dark humor Anyone needing a pregnancy gift funny enough for the group chat The human