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or that last-minute coffee run when you’ve only got three minutes to get dressed

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Meet your new go-to: the “Don’t Get It Twisted Tee”—the funny shirt for women who are done “playing nice” in silence

Picture yourself rocking this funny shirt on those “no filter” days—showing up to brunch

or scrolling through your group text that you deserve hazard pay

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