Captain Awesome Tonal Tee Size:3XL theCHIVE is basically just a

theCHIVE is basically just a huge Internet community of misfit superheroes

Stark I don't feel so good

Once you realize that evil always triumphs because good is dumb

"Sotally Tober

That's for me to know and you to find out

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee Size:3XL theCHIVE is basically just aOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered