Swoopy Boy Tee Colour:White Save yourself the awkward small

Save yourself the awkward small talk and make it clear you don’t know and/or don’t care prior to the conversation commencing

I spent the first 25 years of my life wishing I was someone better

I don’t know how I feel sometimes

80% cotton 20% polyester anti-pill CVC fleece

Designed to sit as a quiet graphic rather than a loud statement piece

Swoopy Boy Tee Colour:White Save yourself the awkward smallPRODUCT DESCRIPTION Swoopy Boy Magpie T Shirt Featuring an Australian magpie (Gymnorhina tibicen). Speaking gently to these birds makes them less likely to swoop humans. A tribute to Australias most feared seasonal villain the swooping magpie. This magpie t shirt features original artwork by Claire Harrison, capturing that exact moment a magpie decides youve done something wrong and need to be dealt with. Ive never actually been swooped by a magpie