Hail Companion Gamer Welcome Doormat romeo you know you're awesome

you know you're awesome

Your offspring thinks your a bitch now

we are not excluding anyone

Maybe you can have a glass of water

you could be that mom that tirelessly takes their kids to TaeKwonDo class in hope their children learn how to pluck out their enemy's eyes out or stab them with the one finger death touch

Hail Companion Gamer Welcome Doormat romeo you know you're awesomeHail, companion! That's an honorable path you're on, Dovahkiin. We praise your valore as you join the circle with a wolfish grin. Your adventures will echo throughout the halls of Skyrim. Just as long as you don't take an arrow in the knee. May your path be full of mead and no one takes your sweet roll. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will