Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size and yes—I surrender

and yes—I surrender

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and tumble drying low

Solid advice

Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz Size:One Size and yes—I surrenderDon't be a hippo twatamus. Or a twatwaffle. Or a cuntasaurous. The full taxonomy of people to avoid becoming, in one educational mug. This hippo twatamus mug delivers the field guide with zero apologies. The species are real, the warning is loving, and the vocabulary is elite. Who this is for: The potty mouthed bestie with a linguistics degree in profanity The gag gift that makes the whole party wheeze Anyone needing a hippo twatamus mug for the bold